Clarks
A spoof of managemental proportions on Kevin Smith's classic opus.
Journey with Clark, his co-worker Clark, and a plethora of bizarre characters
as they learn the true secrets of the working world.
*Winner of Renegade Films Saints & Sinners Film Festival Honorable
Mention: Best Casting and Best Music
“...The comedic highlight of the night however
was a Clerks parody. Although that sounds oxymoronic and self defeating
it was actually pretty clever. Rehashing old lines like "Tell him
Steve-Dave" and "I'm not even suposed to be here today" should have
gotten old in the first minute. However, with the addition of dead
hookers and bloody baby fetuses it was kept surprisingly fresh.
As a matter of fact, I was sitting right next to Elizabeth Douglas,
the girl who played "Dead Hooker #3." Needless to say I was a little
star-struck.”
-Sean Hunting, The Orlando Independent Journal.
“...and the very funny Clerks take-off called
CLARKS, which ended with a hilarious homage to THE BREAKFAST CLUB.”
-Peter Bauer, REwind Video Magazine
Credits:
Directed By:
- Steven Shea
Written By:
- Steven Shea and Anthony Demaris
Music By:
- F
Comic Artist:
- Baronovan California
Marmot Wrangle:
- Marlina Vecchione
Grips:
- Birch Mangus
- Taylor Marr
- Heather Petz
- James Schrader
Cast:
- Clark - Anthony Demaris
- Clark - Tom Procyk
- Ray - Brian P Merrigan I
- Tranquil Gill - Chris "Lunchbox" Marberry
- Clarice The Dish - Jessica Ryen
- Holden Mc'Neil - Taylor "Yeah Man" Marr
- Betty - Falyn Ecret
- Brodii Bruce - Andrew Day
- SnowCone - Tim Hughes
- Steve Dave - Horatio Jones
- Fan Boy - Constantine Kyriakou
- Willam - Chris Schrader
- Lando X - Willie E Teacher
- Blind Man - Dharmesh Patel
- Kid In Helmet - Marlina Vecchione
- T.S. Johnson - Birch Mangus
- DVD Man- James Schrader
- Ultimate Player #1- TV's Brett J Hopkins
- Ultimate Player #2 - Robert "The Gnome" Reides
- Ultimate Player #3 - John "Dark Lord Bob" Sapinski
- Ultimate Player #4 - Ryan Campbell
- Ultimate Player #5 - James "Jaym Dryan" Ryan
- Topless Psychic - Sindee Ecxtacis
- Dropping Off Movie Customer - Renee Rice
- Moobyland Customer - Willy Tuesca
- Silence of the Sheep Customer - Jay Rule
- Lonely Customer - Melanie Hansen
- Dead Hooker in DropBox - Marlina Vecchione
- Dead Hooker in Popcorn Machine - Elizabeth Douglas
- Dead Hooker #3 - Elizabeth Douglas
- Dead Hooker #4 - Falyn Ecret
- Dead Hooker #5 - Marlina Vecchione
- Marmot - Teddy & Petie
- Seeing Eye Dog - Idalis
“...The comedic highlight of the night however
was a Clerks parody. Although that sounds oxymoronic and self defeating
it was actually pretty clever. Rehashing old lines like "Tell him
Steve-Dave" and "I'm not even suposed to be here today" should have
gotten old in the first minute. However, with the addition of dead
hookers and bloody baby fetuses it was kept surprisingly fresh.
As a matter of fact, I was sitting right next to Elizabeth Douglas,
the girl who played "Dead Hooker #3." Needless to say I was a little
star-struck.”
-Sean Hunting, The Orlando Independent Journal.
“...and the very funny Clerks take-off called
CLARKS, which ended with a hilarious homage to THE BREAKFAST CLUB.”
-Peter Bauer, REwind Video Magazine
- Credits:
- Steven Shea
- Steven Shea and Anthony Demaris
- F
- Baronovan California
- Marlina Vecchione
- Birch Mangus
- Taylor Marr
- Heather Petz
- James Schrader
- Clark - Anthony Demaris
- Clark - Tom Procyk
- Ray - Brian P Merrigan I
- Tranquil Gill - Chris "Lunchbox" Marberry
- Clarice The Dish - Jessica Ryen
- Holden Mc'Neil - Taylor "Yeah Man" Marr
- Betty - Falyn Ecret
- Brodii Bruce - Andrew Day
- SnowCone - Tim Hughes
- Steve Dave - Horatio Jones
- Fan Boy - Constantine Kyriakou
- Willam - Chris Schrader
- Lando X - Willie E Teacher
- Blind Man - Dharmesh Patel
- Kid In Helmet - Marlina Vecchione
- T.S. Johnson - Birch Mangus
- DVD Man- James Schrader
- Ultimate Player #1- TV's Brett J Hopkins
- Ultimate Player #2 - Robert "The Gnome" Reides
- Ultimate Player #3 - John "Dark Lord Bob" Sapinski
- Ultimate Player #4 - Ryan Campbell
- Ultimate Player #5 - James "Jaym Dryan" Ryan
- Topless Psychic - Sindee Ecxtacis
- Dropping Off Movie Customer - Renee Rice
- Moobyland Customer - Willy Tuesca
- Silence of the Sheep Customer - Jay Rule
- Lonely Customer - Melanie Hansen
- Dead Hooker in DropBox - Marlina Vecchione
- Dead Hooker in Popcorn Machine - Elizabeth Douglas
- Dead Hooker #3 - Elizabeth Douglas
- Dead Hooker #4 - Falyn Ecret
- Dead Hooker #5 - Marlina Vecchione
- Marmot - Teddy & Petie
- Seeing Eye Dog - Idalis
- Directed By:
- Written By:
- Music By:
- Comic Artist:
- Marmot Wrangle:
- Grips:
- Cast:
